It is better to be write than wrong.

Have you ever wanted to be a writer? Sitting in your cottage in Cape Cod, looking out over the ocean, drinking a steaming hot cup of coffee...

We can't all have that life, but we all can be published! How? www.lulu.com is a publishing on demand company. What does that mean? Let's say you write your novel - Belly Button Lint Versus The Modern Computer. It's a masterpiece of literary merit, but unfortunately, only one member of the Belly Button Lint Fan Club buys your book. No problem. Lulu will only print and ship one book. You have become a writer! No need to publish hundreds of books and store them and get stuck with copies you cannot sell.

For those of you who cannot think of a subject matter to write, here are my suggestions (please include me in your preface):

-The all cabbage diet - lose weight and friends at the same time.
-How to win friends and influence poodles.
-The beginners guide to finishing last, the first time.
-Elevators for Dummies (Special Up & Down Edition).
-How to make vinegar from good wine.
-Shaving your back - Please!
-Cat juggling for beginners.
-101 things never to swallow.
-How to lose everything and ruin your life - The guide to Country Music.
-Redneck etiquette.
-How to double your speeding fines.
-How to reverse the effects of fast food - Eat slow!
-My mother was a giraffe, and I have a sore neck.

Write, you can't go wrong!