Thursday, February 15, 2007

Drug Testing for Rock Stars

Being that the Grammy Awards are a competition, how funny would it be if we applied the rules of drug testing in sports, to the rock star lifestyle.

Who would fail the Urine Test?

Keith Richards would probably melt the cup with his sample.
If Cristal was on the list, what Hip Hop artist would survive?
Pete Doherty would fail, but at least he gets a reality TV show!

How would the music sound?

Maybe we should just leave them alone, and enjoy their music as they enter the ever growing list of dead rock stars.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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