Saturday, December 30, 2006

You can now throw out your TV - 2006 in review







Why do we all want to buy a Willi Waller 2006? Why did Time Magazine choose YOU as the person of the year? The answer: Web 2.0.

This year, we saw the rise of sites like www.youtube.com which also coincided with the rebirth of lip-syncing. We all share our pictures using www.flickr.com. Google has become a verb. BitTorrent or iTunes has become the way to get TV shows, allowing you to watch what you want, when you want it. We no longer go to Tower Records (Closed) or any other CD shops to buy music, we go to iTunes. Podcasting (or Netcasting as Leo Laporte started) has become my listening choice in the car (plus, I have two shows on iTunes myself: Outside The Artist's Studio - The podcast that would have saved Van Gogh's ear! and Cuddle Podcast - bedtime stories with daddy). A community has gotten together to form a knowledge based called www.wikipedia.com. Sites like www.digg.com allow you to choose which stories are relevant and should be placed on the front page.

In terms of entertainment, Web 2.0 is changing how we consider the media. I can laugh out loud for a good hour just watching Tetes a Claques, which is funnier than most sitcoms! One of my clients - www.twistimage.com prepared a nice little review of the best viral videos of 2006.

>>http://www.share2006.com/<<

Take the Evolution of Dance as an example. It was viewed 37,545,830 times so far. Obviously, people are watching. Web 2.0's best and worst quality is that it lets anyone have a voice. Leo Laporte quoted someone saying that if you recognize that there is a small percentage of excellence in everything, then more quantity would bring more excellence. Basically, just because anybody with a digital camera can make a movie, some will actually make something worth watching, that otherwise would not have been able to do before Web 2.0.

So, instead of watching uncreative TV, throw it out, download the few series worth watching, and look for those that produce something worth watching!

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Mozart VS Marilyn Manson Part II

Well...I stand corrected. Zeke, one of the most prolific art bloggers in Canada, has corrected me, and informed me that there is indeed room for interpretation in Classical Music.

Elevator music aside, he makes a valid point.

Check out his blog at http://zekesgallery.blogspot.com/.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Bell Sym-pathetic High Speed

In the last month or so, I have been involved in two client moves. The first one went fine, as far as phone service goes, but guess what? No Internet on the promised date. We were told 24-48 hours would be the standard waiting time to get it resolved. A few weeks later, Internet goes down again. I spoke to one of the most knowledgable techs there, and we figured out that the modem was defective. I actually asked to speak to his supervisor (He wasn't around) to let them know how pleased I was with the service (Oh...suddenly, the supervisor is sitting right next to him!). I was promised a new modem and I left confident that the next day, all would be fine again. Two days pass, we call...no record of our request for a new modem. They will now ship within 24-48 hours...

Today I went to another client who moved, and all phone/fax lines have been transferred, but guess what? No Internet. It will be moved one week later? Doesn't make sense. Four business days is the best they can do.

Come to think of it, I have another client with a new office. They sent the modem, but the office was under construction, so they left no note, and eventually sent the modem back to Toronto, without letting us know...

Pathetic. Sym-Pathetic.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Bet you Jack Bauer doesn't own a Gerard Darel "24 Heures" bag!

The following takes place between 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. This week, I attended the opening of the first Gerard Darel store in Canada at Ogilvies, Montreal.














While sipping great champagne, I browsed the collection, and was quite surprised to find that I really liked the wearable look his collection had (when I say wearable, I mean my wife!). You sometimes see these fashion shows with a models wearing something similar the the Bjork "swan" look, but Gerard seems to actually make clothes that you can wear.

The big hit of course is the "24 Heures" bag, pictured above with Charlotte Gainsbourg, whose music was heard during the event. Unfortunately, I did not win the "24 Heures" bag as the door prize, but had a good time nonetheless. What I did find ironic, is that the ones serving us the "Scooby Snacks of the rich and famous", were sometimes better looking than the models!

So maybe Jack Bauer should think about getting himself one of these bags, where he can stuff a few items such as guns, cel phone, toothpaste, etc...before going after the bad guys.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Mozart VS Marilyn Manson

I went to the Louis Pasteur Canadian Foundation benefit at the invitation of Normand Lebeau from Mandrake, one of my clients. The event raised over $260k to help develop new vaccines and fund research. The event theme was homage to Mozart. Now, as you can tell by my previous posts, I'm not what you call a Classical music enthusiast, but I do enjoy it on occasion.

Yannnick Nézet-Séguin & Suzie Leblanc gave us a great sampling of some of the more obscure Mozart selections. What I enjoyed was a small explanation before each song of some of the lyrics, to help us understand the theme or style of the song. What a minute...lyrics...Mozart? Speaking to Harry Trihey sitting next to me, we both were surprised that Mozart even had lyrics. Now Harry is much more educated than me in this type of music, but nonetheless, we were even more surprised to learn that Mozart composed a few French songs, which were sang at the event.

Now here is the deal with Classical music, and remember that I am in no way an expert. In contemporary music, artists will often cover another's song. I thought of a good extreme example: Marilyn Manson covering Sweet Dreams from the Eurythmics. It is almost a new song it is so different. But when it comes to Classical music, I just don't see too much room for interpretation/improvisation. It seems that to be a great artist in Classical music, you must reproduce exactly the sounds of so long ago, getting every nuance, tone, pitch, and so forth. True it takes much pratice and discipline and those who do it, are remarkable. How many languages did Suzie have to learn before being able to sing all these songs? So with this line of thinking, all these Classical music bands are in reality cover bands.

Now let's see the Montreal Symphony Orchestra remake a Marilyn Manson song...that I would pay to see!

Monday, November 06, 2006

Logitech - A new hope.

So the saga unfolded finally with another call to their support line. I gave my case number, and mentioned how I brought my dongle to the office (I have 2 of these Bluetooth Keyboard + mouse combos) and swapped it with the working one, and I got the same detection issue as at home, but if I put the working one back in, it worked fine.

In the matter of a few minutes, they had my shipping address to send me a replacement unit. No explaining what a "firmware" was...they understood.

How important is customer service? With that one call, I almost stopped selling Logitech products. I influence the choices for such items to my clients, and not only would they have lost CompuQuest as a client, but all the clients we sell to. But, I gave them a chance, and I got the good service that I did not get on that nightmarish call.

Logitech...you are back in my good books.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Logi-non-Tech Customer Support

In my 15 years of working in the tech industry, I finally met her. The worst tech support person in the industry. Now, I'm not saying she is not intelligent, funny and probably great at a party, but wow...talk about a non-techie! In the hundreds of tech support calls I do each year for clients, I have talked to all kinds of people. Some are better than others, and I'm happy to say that gender and race have nothing to do with it. Sure it's hard to understand some support people in India, but most are very fluent and friendly.

In this case, it is simply a case of not being able to listen (see previous Blog!). I always start my calls with what I did to troubleshoot the problem myself (thereby saving myself much time redoing what I just did with them once again), and usually a good tech will sense that I seem to know what I'm doing. I don't talk down to them, I just clearly explain all the steps I took, and then I ask for their help since I am at a dead end. Usually, we solve the problem together, saving both of us precious time. In this case, that short explanation took close to 1/2 an hour! Here is a sample (I wish I had the recording):

Randal: So I updated the software and it instructed me that it was going to flash the firmware. When I rebooted, Windows could not load the drivers for the Bluetooth dongle, even when I forced it to install (since I know where the file is located). I think the firmware was corrupt.

Tech: What's a firmware? Did you update the with the latest software?

Randal: Yes. (I go on to explain for several minutes what a firmware is...not registering with her).

Tech: What error message do you get?

Randal: Nothing works because the Bluetooth dongle (made by Logitech) will not detect. I get the Windows found new hardware wizard. It tells me that it can't find the drivers for the device.

Tech: What error message do you get?

Randal: (I proceed to re-explain all of the above, saying that the only error message I get is that Windows will not install the driver properly, because I suspect the firmware got corrupted during the update...I then had to explain what a firmware is again.)

Tech: What is the error message again?

Randal: (I then proceeded to read what is being detected several times...I don't think she even knew what Device Manager or Found New Hardware Wizard was!)

Tech: ...puts me on hold to ask someone else...(finally)...Sir, you have to update your USB from Microsoft.

Randal: All my USB ports are working fine. (I then repeat that it only happened after flashing the firmware...I then explain what a firmware is...that all my USB devices are fine. I ask for a link to the Microsoft site where I can do this task she asks of me. There is no USB update from Microsoft apart from the Service Packs...so I have no clue what they want me to do, but I know they are passing the buck). I finally got frustrated (30 minutes into the call...I think I did pretty good) and ask if she mentioned anything about the firmware to the other people while she put me on hold. NO. That was too much. The link between me and technical support was being communicated by someone who had a hard time understanding what Device Manager does in life.

---end of call---34 minutes and 41 seconds

At my hourly rate, I could of bought a new keyboard and mouse. I don't even want a new one, I just want a working dongle!

I have always sold Logitech products, mainly because of their incredible support and return policy. No hassles...until now.

Will this painful saga ever end? I will keep you posted.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Need a job? Do you have what it takes?

My company is currently looking for an additional tech person. Based in Montreal, CompuQuest Corporate Services have been serving the SMB market for close to 10 years now. We have expanded into VoIP solutions, leaving us with a need to hire one or possibly 2 techs to take over some of the work.

What we are looking for:

Certification to me is not important. I remember getting a call from an MSCE (the high Microsoft Certification) and I asked him to send me a C.V., but he was unable, since his computer was not working...
Intuition + personality= job
I would safely say that 70% of our work involves intuition. If you are certified, you are given a problem, and you have memorized the solution to that problem. In the real world, you don't have a problem laid out before you...you have symptoms and you have to figure out what that problem is! Using past experience, Google skills and intuition, you narrow down the issue to get to the cause of the problem. That's what makes a great tech.

Communication. The greatest part of being a tech is communication. First, comfort to the user having a problem by having a calm disposition. Next is listening to the symptoms, to get a good idea of what is going on. Once the work is done, explaining what caused the problem, how you fixed it (in easy terms) and in many cases let them know that it is not their fault. Sometimes, you might have to try one solution, but only time will tell if you took the right path. If you clearly explain to the client that you are attempting one solution, and will follow up to see if it worked, then they will not complain that it wasn't fixed right the first time.

I compare this to being a doctor. When a patient comes in, the doctor asks questions, and get a history from the patient, along with the symptoms. The doctor might prescribe medicine and it might or might not work. If it didn't, then one cause is eliminated and another is tried, till you get the right one. Some doctors have a great intuition and get it right the first time, most of the time.

It a great job, and the clients are like family for CompuQuest. If you think you have what it takes, call us at (514) 932-5516 or send a C.V. to info@compuquest.ca

We look forward to hiring you!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Ctr-Z (Undo) Rock Star Deaths

Who would you like to Ctr-Z (undo) their untimely death? A few names bring a tear to my eye, namely Joey Ramone and Joe Strummer. I came across a list of the 50 most famous Dead Rock Stars and I will highlight my picks:

50 Layne Staley (Alice in Chains) 1967-2002 - Great band...naughty drug habit.
43 Sid Vicious (Sex Pistols) 1957-1979 - A legend, albeit for the wrong reasons. See my previous post...
25 Joe Strummer (The Clash) 1952-2002 - One of the top bands in my books.
16 The Ramones - Joey 1951-2001 - Dee Dee 1952-2002 - Johnny 1948-2004 - The beginning of 2000 was devastating for Rock-n-Roll losing three Ramones.
11 Jim Morrison (The Doors) 1943-1971 - A great poet and songwriter and performer.
9 Bob Marley 1945-1981 - Reggae's most recognized performer. Great summer tunes.
8 Kurt Cobain 1967-1994 - Brought us great music, but again...nasty drug habbit. Still not sure if it was a suicide.
6 Jimi Hendrix 1942-1970 - Master of the guitar.
1 Johnny Cash 1932-2003 - The man in black.

I salute the dead rock stars, may they continue to live through their music. Rock on!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Domain Registry of Canada - Scam?

I received a pretty official looking letter with several of my domains listed, and stating that it is time to renew. Of course the price is 4 times higher than what I actually pay now, and I know that I registered using another company.

How many fall for this, and pay up to this company?

The good thing is that at least they mention "This notice is not a bill" in bold letters. I remember previous letters were much more sneaky.

Don't do it! Stick with your current registrar and read before you pay!

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Tired on that Teletubbies Windows XP default background?

Those rolling green hills and blue sky...where is Winky, Laa-Laa and the rest of those mutant freaks? Go to www.deviantart.com and you will find thousands of great pictures ready to be used as a background.

Google Teletubbies and Evil and you will find tons of site dedicated to "mind control" and other theories about those Teletubbies. Now Google Teletubbies and Gay...Tinky Winky and the purse right? Seinfeld tried to start the man bag revolution: "It's European!" But alas, we are forced to carry the wallet, which for many of us (when sitting on a full one) can dislocate our spine. What would we keep in our purse? Here is my list:

Duct Tape (If the woman don't find you handsome...at least they find you handy.)
Multi Head screwdriver (Again with the fixer upper role)
Flask filled with Vodka (Speaking of Screwdrivers...)
Beef Jerky (Good manly snack)
Swiss Army Knife (make sure you have corkscrew)
Cel Phone (My new E61 with Wifi...sweet)
Monster Truck tickets (Going with the kids)

What would you put in there? Post a comment!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Nokia E61 - My new phone

So I'm writting this from my phone from some boring printer seminar. I was going to buy the E62 from Rogers, but it doesn't have WIFI. I will write a full review later.

Signing off.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Life is full of irony

Irony is all around us. Take Steve Irwin "The Crocodile Hunter", who gets killed by a sting-ray, yet countless times played around with dangerous animals.

Why is it that kids will not pay $0.99 for a full song on iTunes, but will gladly buy a 30 second low bitrate ring-tone for $2.50?

Why do we all complain when gas goes above the $1.00 mark, yet we gladly pay $1.50 for a liter of water!

Why do hot-dogs come in packages of 12, and hot-dog buns in packages of 10? Do you buy 2 bags of buns, and have 8 left over? Then you buy another package of hot-dogs, but need 4 extra buns. Oh the math gives me a headache.

How about when a pop-up comes up and tries to sell you a solution to help rid you of pop-ups?

Diamonds last forever, but so few marriages do!

Why do people who hate Math play Sudoku?

Why do they call them hemorrhoids and not Asteroids?


Why are they called Apartments if they are stuck together?

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Smoke on the Logger

Congradulations to Johnny Helbo who won the Gillan's Inn Smoke on the Water contest! Johnny builds beautiful log homes and did some work with beams at my house in Morin Heights. He recorded this song a while ago to help his song learn how to play. What does the band think?

Judges Comments:
Ian: Interesting. F#(king Great! I love it. Total disrespect, it’s great. Brilliant.

Michael: What a radical and fun interpretation. It’s fresh, brave, different and I loved it.

John: Another original interpretationI really like the heavy feelThe lo-fi of the lead vocals felt a little odd at first but once I got used to to it I quite liked the approach – you can sing – on balance I think I’d rather hear you without the effect.Same goes for the lead guitar – you should have been in the guitar section – lose the reverb and get up frontGreat band and a good mix – hats off to the engineer.

Thanks to all who helped in the voting. A very special thanks goes to the mystery fan "Enema Bootcamp" who stayed up late voting and putting Johnny over the top in this close race.

Wow...Johnny wins some cool gear from the band! Sweet.

Friday, September 08, 2006

LonelyGirl15 - Real or Fake?

YouTube superstar lonelygirl15, the mystery chick who posts confessional videos and has long been suspected of being part of some big media company's stealth campaign, might actually be an independent filmmakers' project, according to the post from the LonelyGirl15 website's "creators."

I personally heard about her from Geek Brief and found the episodes really well done. Check out Geek Brief at http://geekbrief.podshow.com

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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Storm Large has left the building!

















Ok...I admit it...I'm hooked on Rockstar Supernova. I watch it more because of Dave Navarro of the Panic Channel and the contestants than Supernova (composed of Tommy Lee, Jason Newsted & Gilby Clarke). Supernova have played a few songs off their new album and frankly, I have yet to be impressed. I found the originals by Lukas, Storm & especially Toby were much better and had a hook to them. Although Dilana has been suffering in the last few episodes and her song was not impressive for me, she is still a good pick for the band. At this point, I give it either to Dilana or Toby.

I enjoyed Storm Large and her style (today, the day after she gets the boot, her site is down because of too many visitor!). I have no doubt that she will do fine. You can catch her on YouTube and see her with her other band in skimpy costumes. I think she should go solo and use her name for marketing - it's good!

Others who have left us are Ryan Star which really showed some talent there in the end. I think he should go solo, release his song "Back of your car" on a CD entitled Dark Horse (a nickname given by Dave on the show).

As odd as Zayra was, and as bad a mismatch she was for the band, her original song "Lluvia De Mar" was really good. If you like Bjork, you will probably enjoy her solo stuff.

Since all these contestants have 15 minutes of fame, I would suggest put out music NOW. Sell from your personal web site your songs for $0.25 to $0.50 (What I think a song should sell for) and they will get volume of purchases (at that low price point). They can then go for a contract with a record company and say "Hey, I sold 10,000 songs on my website - imagine what I could do with a budget!".

So farewell Storm, I know we will see you again. Looking forward to seeing if Supernova will improve with the right performer! In the meantime, listen to "Why Cry" from The Panic Channel (they have it on their MySpace page).

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Paris Hilton targeted in CD prank

Hundreds of Paris Hilton albums have been tampered with by "guerrilla artist" Banksy.

Banksy has replaced Hilton's CD with his own remixes and given them titles such as Why am I Famous?, What Have I Done? and What Am I For?

He has also doctored pictures of her on the CD sleeve to show the US socialite topless and with a dog's head.

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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Play A Dozen Retro Video Games Online

Asteroids, Donkey Kong, Duck Hunt, Frogger, Moon Patrol, Pac Man, Pong, Simon, Space Invaders, Star Castle, Tetris, and Tic Tac Toe. *Quarters not required.

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New Trojan Disguised As Cutting Edge Video Codec

Users looking for the latest and greatest video software may not just be in danger from media lawyers. Security firm Panda Software last week warned that zCodec, which claims to offer "up to 40 percent better (video) quality", is in fact an adware program that can install Trojans, rootkits and other malicious software.

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Go fly a kite!

Found an interesting story that reminds me of a book I'm currently reading called Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini.

I guess you could argue whether graffiti is art, but regardless, check out this story about kite art in Beirut.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Vista Prices - LEAKED!!

The Canadian Microsoft retail pricing page had the various versions of Microsoft Vista listed along with their SKUs. It immediately got taken down, but not before they were recorded for the world to see. Here is the big 'ole list.

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Friday, August 25, 2006

KFC - Kentucky Fried Crap













Even the Colonel can't stomach the food!

I recently (and reluctantly) went back to KFC for a quick lunch. Being that my last experience was not too spectacular, I was careful to order something semi-healthy. I was going to order their new chicken Fries (ok...not healthy...but they ran out). I then scanned the menu for an alternative and landed on a Twister (Bacon Ranch) for $3.99 or $4.99 (somewhere around there) or they had another one for $6.99 (which I assumed was the Trio - full mean deal). I receive my little package, and enter my car. I take one bite...no chicken...two bites...still no chicken...I open up the package, it's lettuce, bacon & ranch dressing! NO CHICKEN! What the????

I go back in and look at the menu, and it seems (writting was too small to read) that you have to specify if you want the chicken and that was the $5.99 one.

So, it cost me $4 or $5 to get a wrap with lettuce and bacon! It tasted like crap!

I already knew that it wasn't going to be chicken, but at least put a little of that fake chicken in there Colonel!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

How to hack your body

You might know how to hack a computer, but how about hacking your body? These are some cool tricks to try from Men's Health.

Keep voting for Johnny...(see post below)

Monday, August 21, 2006

Smoke on the Water - Helbo Style

My buddy Johnny has entered a contest and needs our help. Deep Purple's singer Ian Gillan has a contest based on the classic - Smoke on the Water.

What you need to do:

Go to www.gilliansinn.com and go to the contest. Direct Link here. You can then listen to different versions of the song. Please be generous with Johnny Helbo's version. He is on the band version.

His version is actually a cool take on the song, not just another cover.

Thanks for your help.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

15 Years to Life

Believe it or not, Wendy & I have been married 15 years today (August 17th). The old joke: If I would have killed my wife, I would be out today! But I'm glad I choose the alternative.

Looking back over the 15 years, we have shared many exciting moments, and many boring moments. Boring would be getting up at 5h15 AM every morning to clean a Zellers store. Funny thing is, we were newlyweds and we worked together, doing volunteer work together and pretty much being stuck together for 24 hours a day. Some thought we were crazy, but honestly, it was the best time. How can you have communication issues, when you both ear things at the same time, and not rely on the male brain to relay messages!

All in all, it was a great start to solidify the marriage. About 8 years later...we wondered what it would be like to have a baby. We spoke about it, not really committing, but took one chance - Boom - Breanna came. A short time later, we spoke about having a second, not really committing, but took one chance - Boom - Ryan came. That's what the baby boom is! We no longer talk about kids...

I remember arriving in Cancun on cheap plane tickets with no reservations for a hotel. We knew we wanted to go to Playa del Carmen, but did not know how we would get there. By chance, a group was gathering to share a small bus, and we made it by 3h00 am. Why not spend the night on the beach? So started our adventure, which turned out to be great.

Since the romance started in Cape Cod, we returned for our honeymoon (and for an anniversary). We were greeted with hurricane Bob. We woke up on the first day of our honeymoon by firemen - evacuating all to schools - a great place for newlywed intimacy. Fortunate for us, the owner of the house we rented let us stay at her house, further inland. We had a great time.

So, the last fifteen years had its ups and down - like all marriages, but worth the effort to hold on to.

Funny thing is, this month is the 15th year anniversary of the Internet. Could have married the Internet instead! But...I would be served SPAM every night for supper! No way!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Fun with Google Maps! Goggles - The Google Maps Flight Sim

Here is a nifty little time waster. Using Google Maps - you get to fly a little plane and shoot at stuff. Why work, when you can play.

Try it here.

Nuclear Power Book!














Not quite they had in mind when they got their hot new Apple laptop! Click here for full article!

Dell has made a huge recall on batteries - 4 million according to an article on Cnet. If you own a Dell, check here to see if you are affected.

VW goes VROOOM

About 1 year and a half ago, I took my car into the dealer for a downpipe issue, and my car was returned - minus the performance. At least is was under warranty, but no VW dealer (both my original nor another I sometimes go to, could figure out what the issue was). Lately, I have been having issues with my suspension - we do have bumpy roads in Morin Heights. I was quoted $600+ at the dealer.

Instead, I went to Vag Motorsport whom I had read good review from www.montrealracing.com. Not only did they fix my suspension for about $150 (wow...a $450 savings!) but they detected a sensor that was causing the issue ($130), and voila...my power came back. Anyways, just to say that now, my car is running superb, and I will save gas, since it was really running wrong before.

VAG specialize in VW & Audi and are in Laval. Way to go guys!

Monday, August 14, 2006

When the lights go out!

Losing power on Tuesday was a little funny. I happened to be cleaning up my basement, after the sewers decided to give back some of its contents in my junk room. Luckily, most things were on shelves, hence dry. But here I am, the smell of poops past, starting to clean up, when BAM...the lights go out.

Living in the country, you tend to notice the power outage a little more. I have a well...so no water. My BBQ is dead, and until we sell the horse...no Vermont Castings BBQ. No power, no water, no flushing, no BBQ. Luckily, I had just bought propane for a small camp stove, so that was at least something.

Living by a lake, I was able to wash up in a very strong stream of water that flows by my house.

We broke down and purchased a generator, on Friday (Big thanks to Dad for that gift!). Wouldn't you know it that the moment we were ready to start her up, the power came back. But next time...baby...bring it on.

Things to do when the power goes out:

Shadow puppets with a candle.
Battery hunting.
Stare at the TV and tell yourself that it is the best reality show you have seen in a while!
Count the bruises (from nightly runs to the bathroom).

Monday, July 24, 2006

It is better to be write than wrong.

Have you ever wanted to be a writer? Sitting in your cottage in Cape Cod, looking out over the ocean, drinking a steaming hot cup of coffee...

We can't all have that life, but we all can be published! How? www.lulu.com is a publishing on demand company. What does that mean? Let's say you write your novel - Belly Button Lint Versus The Modern Computer. It's a masterpiece of literary merit, but unfortunately, only one member of the Belly Button Lint Fan Club buys your book. No problem. Lulu will only print and ship one book. You have become a writer! No need to publish hundreds of books and store them and get stuck with copies you cannot sell.

For those of you who cannot think of a subject matter to write, here are my suggestions (please include me in your preface):

-The all cabbage diet - lose weight and friends at the same time.
-How to win friends and influence poodles.
-The beginners guide to finishing last, the first time.
-Elevators for Dummies (Special Up & Down Edition).
-How to make vinegar from good wine.
-Shaving your back - Please!
-Cat juggling for beginners.
-101 things never to swallow.
-How to lose everything and ruin your life - The guide to Country Music.
-Redneck etiquette.
-How to double your speeding fines.
-How to reverse the effects of fast food - Eat slow!
-My mother was a giraffe, and I have a sore neck.

Write, you can't go wrong!

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Will the "Zidane" replace the handshake?
















Doctors warn that the new trend in French handshakes called "The Zidane" is increasing the traffic in local hospitals.

"We are seeing an increase in broken ribs, concussions, and loss of memory following the world cup." , said Doctor Bagette.

It seems the French have embraced the new trend, and given up on the traditional handshake, the double sided non-contact cheek kiss, and even French kissing altogether.

In parks around Paris, young lovers are found unconcious after trying to "Zidane" at the same time, resulting in parks filled with the head-injured lovers.

We are already seeing the effects of all the concussions in linups at coffee shops. "The clients just stare at the cashier and forget what they wanted to order, causing huge linups.", said local coffee shop owner, Lex Presso.

"We are worried about the elderly, as their vision is not as sharp and often completely miss their mark and fall, breaking a hip.", commented Senior Oldman at a local retirement home.

On the positive side, sales of neck braces have increased!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Take the Zero Inbox Challenge

How many emails do you have in your inbox? I'm sure it is quite a few.

Inspired by Merlin Mann's site 43 Folders, I took the challenge. Merlin's site is about personal productivity or life hacks as they are called. What is a life hack? If you think of a computer hack and apply it to your life, you get the general idea. Think Atkins Diet: You eat a certain type of food, avoid others and you lose weight...in effect hacking your body. It could be a lifestyle hack, such as doing the dishes while you are taking your bath to save time. I don't really recommend this, but if you do, just don't tell your guests about it.

We all get swamped with email, and it is so easy to let it pile up. I myself have over 10 email addresses with all the podcasts, blogs, corporate, and personal emails.

There are some great articles on 43 Folders to help you out: Click here

I myself use flags in Outlook to tag messages I need to access, but file them out of my inbox right away.

You should also check out the Getting Things Done plug-in for Outlook. It has some pretty cool features, such as a snooze option (you can make the email go away for a day or so and it will come back in your inbox).

What is in it for you? A feeling of Zen. You feel like you are on top of things. It really lets you concentrate on the important tasks.

It takes effort to do that initial cleaning and organizing, but it is worth it.

How Soccer's World Cup Can Set You Free

(Guest Blog from my business coach - Jamie Broughton)

"To get where you want to go, you can't only do what you like."
~Peter Abrahams, South African novelist Tell Freedom, 1954


Soccer is a game that's often played just outside my office window. I'm quite fortunate to have a view that looks out onto nothing but green - lots of big trees, grass and, the best part of all, a small soccer field near a school.












At recess, the field is flooded with kids doing all kinds of things. Some are cartwheeling or practicing nifty dances. Others have plunked themselves down on the field and are picking dandelions, minding their own business. Some are even playing soccer, kind of.

It's a bit of a "no-rules" soccer they play. There are goal posts, sometimes, though rarely any out-of-bounds markers. The kids run all over the place, even scoring from BEHIND the goals. You should see the constant debates about what's in or out. It's hilarious.

Some of us view "rules" and "structure" as something to avoid. Rules imply a lack of freedom, or being told what to do in some way. These people value spontaneity or creativity and don't want it squashed. In fact, most of us have the need to operate without rules at some time or another.

The problem is, unharnessed "freedom" can become a jail in and of itself.








Imagine playing competitive soccer in an environment without those pesky "rules." Pick the ball up with your hands? Sure! Out of bounds? What's the point, we play where we want. Rugby-type tackles allowed? Why not, it makes you tough. Two teams? Naw, too constraining. Goals posts? Forget it. I'll never "miss the net" if we don't use one.

It would be anarchy. You'd spend the entire game looking over your shoulder. Once you got the ball, you wouldn't have freedom at all. You'd be more worried about getting clobbered from behind, let alone knowing who to pass it to or where to run with it.

You'd constantly second-guess you were making the "right" decision because, really, you don't have a clue about where you're going. Also, there would be so much "interpretation" about the rules along the way, the game would be stalled by continuous debate.
Where's the creativity and freedom in a game like that? There isn't any.

Structure can be good.

Coaching Fieldwork

The international players in soccer's World Cup are some of the most physically gifted people on the planet. When they play "inside" the rules of soccer, they are free to produce often jaw-dropping play. [some World cup photo of two players battling it out or something…]

Appropriate structure has the potential to help us create our own version of jaw-dropping work, whatever that may be.

Here are some examples of supportive structure that allows you to focus on "playing your game" vs. worrying about HOW it's being played.

1. Declaring what game you're playing to others around you. Are you playing soccer or hockey? If you don't declare the game to the other players, they won't know how to support you. A clear outline of the game you're playing is key; otherwise, many will be "picking flowers" unaware of what you're up to and getting in the way.

2. Setting objectives of the game. What are you trying to accomplish, really? Product X out the door by Y date with Z quality rating? Twenty-five new customers by September 30? Without clear objectives, you'll always second-guess your decisions because you haven't done your thinking up-front about what's important.

3. Agreeing about how we'll play the game together. How will we conduct our team meetings? What do we do when there's a disagreement? Do you get a "yellow/red" card? What "positions" are each of us playing or responsible for? If we're unclear here, we'll constantly look over our shoulders or cover for others unnecessarily.

4. Implementing processes to keep us on track. How do we create a system that lets us know whether we're off course? What milestones do we need? What reminders need to be in place? Like referees, you want a system you can trust that allows you to focus on the game.
Do you sometimes feel paralyzed about what to do next because you've got so much going on? Creating a "World-Cup quality" system to support you can be one of the quickest routes to producing jaw-dropping work.

Check out The Productivity Toolkit and see why people are getting excited about the new-found freedom they get from the program. We've already started filling the Fall Session and spaces are limited.


By Jamie Broughton of Footprint Leadership. Please visit Jamie's web site at www.Footprint.ca for additional leadership articles and resources for new and emerging leaders.

© 2006, Jamie Broughton

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Bill Gates Leaving Microsoft in 2 years

Bill Gates will move to the Gates Foundation full time in 2 years.

Since Microsoft has become some sort of mythical giant, here are my recommendation for a replacement.

Disney's own Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse has had a drop in popularity as of late. How many movies has he starred in lately? His residual checks must not adequitely cover his cheese addiction. Since mice and computers go together, plus it would really piss off Steve Jobs if Mickey left Disney, I think it is a win-win for both Mickey and Microsoft.

Just add the ears to the Microsoft Logo and you can market that baby all day long. Mickey Microsoft T-Shirts, hats, lawn furniture, ice cube trays, and the list goes on...

While they are at it, they can get Goofy also and he can serve up the crash messages. "OOOps, I Goofed up! Reboot."



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Have fun with Google Earth.

Most by now have installed and played with Google Earth. How about visiting some interesting spots around the globe! This website gives you the coolest places to go on a virtual trip. Pack light!

http://www.googleearthcoolplaces.com/

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Thursday, June 22, 2006

Memorandal 1 year anniversary!

Yes folks, it's already been one year of blogging. We laughed, we cried. I've always wanted this blog to be a community of friends. I honestly receive very little feedback, so please...feedback me!

I also wanted to offer you the opportunity submit guest blogs. I would love to feature some great stories that you have found interesting. Just email me at randal@compuquest.ca and we will see if we can post some fun stories.

Be creative, be original, but most importantly, be you.

You can now subscribe to me RSS feed using the "chicklet" as they call it next to Memorandal. I have it in my google start page. You don't want to miss anything!

Anyways, it's been fun, and I'm more dedicated then ever, especially with www.outsidepodcast.com which just got addes to iTunes (Yeah!) and my www.cuddlepodcast.com which is soon to be up, so you can hear my kids laugh at my crazy bedtime stories.

Let's hope for another great year, and please...be my guest...blogger. Better yet...create your own and let me know, I will make it known.

Cheers.

Monday, June 19, 2006

The Stanley Tea Cup

It's over...Carolina has the cup. Now you have to feel bad for the losing team, so I think they should give second place The Stanley Tea Cup. Smaller, dainty and the flowery patterns might just distract them long enough to dry their tears.

What do you do with with the cup once you get it home? Eat your morning cereal in it? Use it as a nice fruit bowl? See what the winners do in this book. It answers the question: What is the Stanley Cup doing in Mario Lemieux swimming pool.

One last gift. All players get an NHL razor to shave those beards off. According to this site, the Oilers had the beard advantage.

Congradulations to the Carolina Hurricanes.

New Podcast with my kids

Listen to our latest Podcast titled: Cuddle Podcast

Join us as Daddy (me) reads a bedtime story to Breanna and Ryan. Of course, all stories are originals, or old classics redone such as is our first story: The Princess & The Pee

This is the story of a princess who wets her bed. Oh what will the King & Queen do about those huge laundry bills?

Tune in and get in touch with the kid in you! See you in the morning!

Friday, June 16, 2006

Episode 2 of Outside the Artist's Studio Podcast

Go on over to www.outsidepodcast.com to listen to the latest podcast with Kevin Jenne & myself.

In episode 2, Kevin & I discuss his mini paintings, dumpster networking and cross event marketing.

We also hope you will attend our next event:
Christine Atallah & the Bassalindos, June 17th, 2915 Ontario East
Event Web site
Show starts at 5:00 – Kevin will be signing posters
China Glow poster will be for sale, signed by the artist.

It's in an old converted bath house and apparently, the audience is in the pool! They will even be givaways from Speedo during the show. The music is Arabic influenced jazz, followed by Tango dancing. Should be a great event and tickets are only $15.

We will post some pictures of the event on Flickr as soon as we can.

If you would like to be a guest on Outside the Artist's Studio, drop us a line. Our whole purpose is to help aspiring artists by giving them marketing tips, business tips and also speak about their work (if it's good!).

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Who are The Others on Lost?

The Coconut Diet at work.


Ok, I can’t take full credit for this discovery; its seed really goes to Kevin Jenne, my co-host on Outside the Artists Studio Podcast (http://www.outsidepodcast.com/).

If you watch Lost, you must know that the storyline is quite confusing. It is not a show where you can watch episodes here and there, but one needs to watch them in order. Characters are inter-related, strange coincidences abound, and then there is the mystery of the hatch.

We have some strange things happening on this island.

We have a doctor that has access to golf clubs, but rarely goes golfing.
We have a huge dude that never loses weight (we all know how fattening coconuts are).
We have Locke who was refused for survival camp who suddenly becomes Rambo (without a kidney).
We have a pregnant woman/new mother that only a druggie rock star wants.
We have a strange French woman wandering around with ammo.
The only sex on the island seems to be between a fighting couple, who is no longer shooting blanks (oops…update…now you have sex and you die Episode 20).
We have a Commodore 64 attached to the counter from the Deli (now serving 108.00).
Where did the polar bear go?
Where did all those scary noises and monsters in the forest go? Everyone is hiking all over the island now.


Now we get to the others…(BTW, I have not yet seen the finale)

Little is known about them. But Kevin has it all figured out. Please read no further if you can’t handle the truth!

Who are the others? They are none other than Gilligan and the Skipper. After all the sexual tension between Marie Anne & Ginger and the professor not getting any, he went nuts and started the Dharma Initiative, the love pad to seduce one or both of the girls. Oh, they thought he was working on making electricity from a coconut, but he was ordering off eBay all the supplies he needed to make his bachelor pad, the only place to get funky on the island. You know he got the radio working day one, but he knew that if they got rescued, he was back to celibacy, without having any further shots at the girls. Slowly, he built the hatch, and was waiting for the Barry White records he ordered when the Howes stumbled on his plan. Knowing the he could not keep them quiet, and his Paypal account was getting pretty low, he made them disappear, and replenished his account. His only other rivals where now the Skipper and Gilligan. Feeding them spiked bananas, he tried to poison them, but instead, they turned into zombies who walked off into the jungle. The professor was now alone with the girls. He made his move, told them that he named a star after them, and invited them to come to his look-out to see it. They both fell for the age old trick, and not 10 feet before the hidden opening to the hatch (Barry White, soft lighting, along with pre-mixed Martinis were waiting), the Skipper jumps out of the jungle and takes a bite out of Ginger (he always did like that spice). Gilligan followed and bit Mary Anne (he always liked country). The professor tried to run, but being behind the computer all the time does not make one athletic. All four zombies feasted on the pasty white professor, never knowing that just a couple feet away from them, the hatch lay in waiting, where they could get a much needed shower (especially the Skipper, who seems to sweat more as a zombie than normal. This issue became a bone of contention between him and Ginger, eventually causing Ginger to question their hope for a stable relationship.). Now Gilligan and Mary Anne where the hot little pair, and created a whole army of “others.” They had Mary Anne’s good looks, and Gilligan’s brain. Years later, Gilligan and the Skipper, having survived both women heard a loud explosion. Yes, they had visitors from the sky. They decided that they did not want to share their coconuts and started hunting again. Now we have an army of “others” led by the cranky old duo of Gilligan and the Skipper.

Ahh…it all makes sense now. I mean come on; the captured “other” did resemble Gilligan, no?

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Wolfmother at The National

Went to see the band last night with Mark Cardoso. The National is a great little venue. Think Metropolis, but shrunken. It is pretty much in the gay village, and having Mark wear his "Ride Me" t-shirt (picture of a saddle) was quite dangerous, but we survived.

The opening band was called Psychic Ills (some info here about the band). If you like random noise with some sort of a drum beat, then this band is for you. You have the singer hitting a hubcap, mumbling stuff in a low distorted voice on the mic, while the drummer and bassist play what seems like music, and a guy playing a box of wires with buttons. Pretty long songs that seem like they should go somewhere. Ever have to sneeze, but it never comes out? That's what the music sounds like...ah ah ahhhhh...nothing.

Wolfmother came on next, and the crowd was pleased. The singer is quite a tall, skinny fellow with the big 'fro, and quite honestly, this band had alot of stage presence. They had tons of energy and I'm sure that the next time they come to town, it will be in a bigger venue. We got to meet Chris Ross, the bassist/keyboard guy who was really nice and took the time to talk to the fans. No time to rest, as they had to get on the bus and drive to Boston for the next show. Like always, when asked what they like the best about Montreal, was the women!

The funniest thing was that I think that Ali G was in the crowd. Wow, I guess he didn't get the joke!

Anyways, keep your ears open for Wolfmother.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Led Zepplin + Black Sabbath + White Stripes = Wolfmother



Instead of telling you about a concert I went to, I thought I should tell you about a small show I will be going to. Wolfmother hatched in Sydney, Australia (according to Wikipedia), and recorded their album in LA with producer Dave Sardy.

The first song I heard from them was Woman and I knew I had to go see them. Found out they are playing this Tuesday in Montreal at Le National. Tickets are only $16 bucks, but with Admission...they make you pay $6 in fees + shipping. Just go to the box office, and save your hard earned money. Don't wait too long...I have a feeling with the buzz around this band (They are even featured on an iPod commercial), they will be very few tickets available, and the next time, it will be a much bigger venue.

Tease your hair, take out your Led Zep T-Shirt, don't even think about smoking (It will be against the law...finally!) and come and say hi.

Support the up and comming bands. Madonna has enough mansions and plastic surgery...

Thursday, May 25, 2006

You've got mail Randal!

El Edwards is the voice of "You've got mail." For only $10, you can have him record your own custom wav file, and for $25 you get 5 files recorded. Now you know what to give the guy/gal that has everything. Visit his site here.

If you feel like it, make me one...surprise me.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Geek Underwear...and other podcasts







Some new podcasts that I have been loading my iPod with these days:

Geek Brief is much more than geeks in underwear...actually, there are no underwear, but plenty of brief news tidbits on cool gadgets and other tech news. Actually, I did a review on iTunes of her show, and I was the first one to review it. Check it out and remember to contribute to the Ramen Noodle Fund...hey...a girl has to eat!

Control Alt Chicken is a cooking show, made by Alex Albrecht from Diggnation, and Heather Stewart, both of which don't know how to cook. I've only seen the first episode, which they did a burnt Chicken Cordon Bleu, complete with Salmonella center. Not bad.












Tiki Bar of course is a must watch...just for Lala alone! A funny show nonetheless.

Ricky Gervais Podcast is always good for a laugh. Karl Pilkington is some strange genious.

TWIT is still a favorite, although some of the iTunes reviews mentions how it has been going downhill lately, possibly because Leo has too much on his plate. I still get alot out of it.

I have not listened to the radio during my 2 hour daily commute (1 hour each way) in six months! Do I really want to hear the same songs over and over again. Don't get me started on teh commercials! Kill me now! Do yourself a favor, get an iPod, download the above podcasts and of course subscribe to our own podcast...Outsite the Artist Studio.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Vermont Castings BBQ Fund - Horse for Sale

So my BBQ is on its last legs. The window busted from extreme BBQing in the freezing rain, the burner is shot, since I use tons of lemons...it's in a sad sad state. For those who have had my Salmon or Rib Steaks...there is hope to taste it again!

Help the fund by finding someone to buy our horse (not for BBQ).

We have Jasmine for sale at $650.00. It's a good little horse...I'm just allergic to it, that's all.

Bay Pony Mare 13.1 hh









  • 4 Years old (green broke)
  • Experienced rider preferable
  • Bathes, clips, vacuums!
  • Gentle & affectionate
  • Quick learner
  • Must sell due to husband allergic to horses
  • INCLUDES ALL TACK (bridle, headstall, reins, bit & saddle, leathers & irons)

Just call Wendy (514) 826-5516 to take her for a spin (the horse, not Wendy). While you are at it, check out Wendy's site at www.threelakescurlies.com. The other horse (Smokey) is a Curlie so I'm not allergic to it. Anyways, I prefer my Honda Rincon ATV...real horsepower!

As a special offer for the month of May, we will even include a good poop shovel! Work those bisceps!

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Bombay Saphire...unplugged

I had a strange issue the other day. I bought my favorite gin - Bombay Saphire. Just the name makes it out to be some exotic trip. I unscrewed the cap, but was unable to put it back on tight! Now I love my Gin cold, so I store it in the freezer. It's the only way to make a perfect gin and juice. Since the cap will not fit tight, I don't want to have a gin skating rink inside my freezer. I had a leak with the last bottle I bought also. This really bugged me. I decided to email Bombay Saphire about it. Complain...complain...complain...send.

Not 1/2 hour later, I get an email asking for my phone number (and giving theirs as well) by an employee of Bacardi/Bombay. Now I have to say, I was surprised to say the least! Talk about customer service VIP style. I emailed back my number and a day later (he even apologized for not calling earlier) I got the call. We went over my problem. Unfortunately, I no longer had the bottle, but transferred the contents into a Masson Jar (Now that cap when frozen was impossible to remove...). They can track the batch by numbers on the bottles. To make a long story short, he told me he would contact the distributors for Quebec and let them know about my problem.

I just wanted to give Bombay Saphire some respect. This company is first class, just like their product. So the next time you order a gin & tonic or gin & juice...make it a Bombay & tonic or Bombay & juice.

Cheers.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

I bought myself a little piece of Angelina Jolie last night!










I wonder which piece I own? Ever want to dabble in the Stock Exchange, be a successfull day trader, but didn't want to lose your shirt? Do you like movies? Do you want a little piece of Angelina?

Then drop what you are doing, and go to www.hsx.com! It's The Hollywood Stock Exchange. Open up a free account (remember that I recommended you: netwark) and you get $2,000.000 in Hollywood bucks. You can buy stocks in actors, movies or even funds! It's fun, you might learn a little about trading and it won't cost you a thing.

Right now, Angelina is going for H$115.82. What I really want to invest in is the Bradjolina baby!

The Hollywood Stock Exchange was founded in 1996, and not only is it used for amusement, but the results are is used for the Entertainment industry to get a real view of what is hot and what is not. For more history and an interview with the founder, you can listen to the KFI Tech Guy podcast show #227.

Looks like today, I lost close to $5k, but overall, I'm up by $70k. Not bad...might quit my day job!

I don't want to be rich...just enough to buy the rest of Angelina :)

Monday, April 24, 2006

Outside the Artist's Studio Podcast

Finally got together with Kevin Jenne to produce our very own podcast called: Outside the Artist's Studio.

You can find us at www.outsidepodcast.com.

Kevin & I discuss art, wine, movies, music, and more art. You can download a preview of our show (before we have the theme music), and you will soon be able to subscribe to us on iTunes.

Let us know what you think? Send us your questions and comments.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

For those who don't have life...try Second Life!

I was listening to the TWIT podcast and they mentioned a site called www.secondlife.com. Think of it as the Matrix without the bad guys. I signed up...it's free. You might encounter me as Randal Knight (use me as a referral so I can get some Linden Dollars) in the game.


The premise is that you create an account (It's free, but you can upgrade to a paying version at any time), create a persona (you can change your physical appearance and dress) and walk around this virtual world. You can chat with others, buy and sell merchandise, or just hang around. You can even fly around or using the map, teleport to different areas of the world. Now the map is HUGE! What I found funny is that the sites with the most players were actually gambling places. In these places, they actually pay you to either dance, sit in a chair or like I did, hang out in a hot tub (10 minutes will get you $3 Linden). I can see how this can eat up hours of time.

I found it interesting that some houses had alarm systems that kicked me out. You can buy land and build a house, or sell real estate. You can open up an online store, a bar and I guess gambling parlors.

Now the fact that Microsoft bought a full island (for $15k) is something. Imagine visiting the island and attending a seminar, or shopping in an online store...it's starting to be a little freaky!

So what does this tell us about society? Well...for one thing, kids today are exposed to a world that lies beyond the physical. Take away a teen's cel phone and they can't operate normally. Take away their MSN (BTW, I'm netwark@hotmail.com) and they freak out. Remember when you actually had to write a letter and place a stamp on it to communicate? Now, it's all instantaneous. No waiting. Being online, in a virtual city is normal. Is it bad? Well, like all Internet sites, there is some dangers. Predators can seek out the weak and inexperienced. Take www.myspace.com as an example. You have to be a certain age to join, but honestly, most are like 12 years old! (BTW, I'm at www.myspace.com/netwark ...the things I have to try for my public....) Yes, kids have been lured away by unscrupulous individuals, but is it really the fault of Myspace? Should we ban parks because the same individuals might hang out there looking for the innocent? No. We can educate our children on the dangers of the Internet, the dangers of communicating with strangers. The Internet has changed the way we work (I can actually work one day from home, just doing stuff off the Internet :), the way we communicate (as I am writing this, I'm chatting with a childhood friend on MSN, who contacted me through some grad website.), the way we buy things.

Will I get a second life? I have one, but the question is...if I spend too much time on Second Life, will have to find a Second Wife?

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Da Google Code

For those of you who have read the Da Vinci Code (has anybody NOT read it?), you will soon have a movie to be disappointed with (What movie did better than the book?). Oh sure, it will be on the wishlist to see, but honestly, I did not picture Tom Hanks when I read the book!

Anyways, now for some fun...try the google game inspired by the movie here.

Here are a few lesser known facts about Da Vinci:

1. He wore Mickey Mouse boxers (ahead of his time).
2. His first invention was the salad spinner.
3. He secretly thought Mona Lisa was a little too manly.
4. He penned the very first version of Dancing Queen that Abba eventually ripped off (DaVinci Anagram = Diva Inc).
5. His lesser know "velvet period" of dog's playing poker did not meet expectations.
6. The Last Supper painting was at a TGIJ (Thank God I'm Jewish) Restaurant.
7. Da is short for Daffy.
8. Da Vinci was the first Aerobics teacher (see picture below).

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Serenity Now!

Apart from being a great line from Seinfeld, Serenity now seems to be the chant from thousands of science fiction fans across the world.

Serenity is a movie, some say the new Star Wars, where characters and story line overpower special effects. A cross between science fiction, a western, and film noir, Serenity is the popular cult movie that should never have been made. Serenity is based on the story arc of Firefly, a cancelled Fox TV series, which did not even complete a full season. The DVD was released, and was a cult favorite and started quite a few "conversions" as fans call them. A "conversion" is basically someone watching the DVD, and getting hooked after 1 or 2 shows. Funny that the show has more of a following after it died, than when it was alive. Now the reason Serenity should never have been made, is that a major motion picture, as far as I know, has never been based on a cancelled TV show. I guess the plague of reality shows, have killed off a few gems with intellegent writting and characters. Seeings bimbos try to win the heart of a fake loser millionaire in front of millions of viewers is winning over clever storytelling. To be quite honest, I saw one episode on TV (I had heard a little about it) and was not "converted". I couldn't get the western meets sci-fi angle. It took me about two episodes on the DVD to be "converted". Within one week, I had seem the whole series and wanted more.

Firefly season Two is something that all Browncoats (dedicated fans of the show) want. You too can help here. With the way content is going, such as buying TV shows off iTunes, who knows if there is a huge market for independent shows. If Firefly put out episodes that you could pay $1.99 to download, I would do it. So would thousands of others. Now, if I could watch only those few shows that I actually enjoy, I would cancel my satellite! Shows could be offered for free for the pilot - to get you hooked, and then a pay-per-view system would commence. I like it.

So, let's help Firefly get a second season, maybe we will change the history of TV.

Pot Holes - City workers on drugs???

Well...Springs seems to be upon us at last. There are two things that Spring brings us every year, here in Quebec...Potholes & dog poop. Thawing dog poop is pretty low on my list of favorite smells. But, since I drive in Montreal more than I walk, the potholes are my main concern.

Why are they called potholes? According to the Pothole Gazette, potters would take advantage of the ruts that wagons and coach wheels gouged into the roads, during the 5th and 6th century England. They would dig in these ruts to reach clay deposits, a cheaper way to aquire the raw materials for making clay pots, than going to Home Depot. The drivers kwew who did this and referred them to "potholes".

The other theory, of course, is that the city workers stand around these holes in the ground and smoke pot, while discussing new ways to avoid working - AKA loop holes. Pot Holes.

Now we know potholes are a fact of life, here in Quebec, because of the change in temperatures. We used to wonder WHY isn't the city filling them in? According to CBC News, one reason is that they found out that it took 10 city workers 90 hours to fill in 9 potholes. Considering that they make on average $22 per hour. 90 manhours at $22, which is $1,980 or $220 per hole. Taking that amount into consideration, and the amount of potholes in the city of Montreal, they better raise our taxes so we can afford these workers! Now the reason the city workers don't notice the potholes while driving is because they have very cushie jobs, which soften the impact!

The rest of us, spend our disposible income on car parts that fall off our cars in record numbers and Chiropractors.

Solution: Fill up the potholes with the dog poop! Maybe not...traffic is smelly enough as it is. If city workers were paid by commission - by the pot hole, the city would be smooth in no time. Even at a buck a pot hole, some city workers could retire early!

Safe driving!

Fairytale in New York


Had tickets for the Thursday show, but had to give them up, for reasons too long to explain. My buddy Mike was heartbroken. I couldn't bear seeing him miss out on his favorite band, being that he is a big Irish music fan, often playing with The Mahones & The Peelers when they are in town. I picked up some tickets from an online broker and we made our way down to NYC. We checked into our hotel, and started getting into the mood. We went out to pick up the tickets and grab a pint before the show. The opening bands were not performing on Sunday, so we weren't in a hurry. What a cold day in NYC, and luckily, we did not have to wait in line to get in. The crowd was eager, and happy to see this legendary band and frontman, who have not performed in 15 years with all the original members. We met some guys that came from Florida just to see them.

And then, it began...from the opener "Streams of Whiskey" to the finale of "Fiesta" (with Spider smashing his head with a beer tray...funny), the boys were in fine form. Shane was amazing, and on cue, except for the unintelligible banter between songs, which was classic. He also had trouble with the set list, introducing a few of the wrong songs...but corrected by fellow band members. The highlight, of course was "Fairytale in New York", a duet sang with Ella (The Banjo player's daughter), complete with Shane dancing in circles with her, and finally snow falling during this magical song.

The songs were great and the view was great...being right up on the guard rails. This was the last show on their 9 show US Tour (4 of them in NYC). Got the T-Shirt and tour poster to remember the event and Mike got the set list. For a good review, see here.

What I find interesting in all of this, and also sad, is that the band needs Shane to make it whole. Shane is such a tragic character, whose liver will probably burn for weeks once he is cremated. He is larger than life, a la Tom Waits, with legendary stories about his drinking and antics. Yet, he is the main character of The Pogues, the brilliant song-writer and singer who made traditional Irish music mainstream, with a punk twist. That is not to say that the other band members are not also talented and great song writers in their own right. I guess in some sort of disfunctional fan point of view, we care about Shane, and hope he lives to play another gig.

Till then, we raise a pint to the best Irish band out there.

Cheers.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

The Late Afternoon Show with David Letterman


I was in New York on Monday, and walked in front of the Late Show Theatre. They had a sign out advertising free tickets. We went in, learned that they had a lottery for tickets, and we filled in the forms, sat with one of the employees to review our application (probably checking us out, to make sure we weren't complete nut cases) and were told that we would get a call if we won the tickets. Sure enough, we got the call and were told to present ourselves at 4h30 PM outside the theatre. It was quite a cold windy day, but we finally made it inside and were given the tickets, and asked to return at 6h00 pm and stand in line according to the number that was on our ticket. Very well organized I have to say. We returned and lined up and where ushered into the lobby in a sort of maze of waiting area, similar to an amusement park, or cattle awaiting slaughter. We preferred to think amusement park, although I heard a few moo, when prodded with the electric stick. The speed addicted ushers gave us a pep-talk, getting us to shout, clap, etc. (As close to the Wal-Mart pep talk as legally possible). We were then led into the theatre and the ushers directed us to different sections for our seats. Being at the front of the line, will not guarantee the best seats. We had good seats a couple of rows from the front of the stage at the right (in front of Dave). Others behind us, got the isle seats, which is where you might get in on some games with Dave. A comedian then came, gave us some rules and joked around and got us into the mood. They next introduced the band, one by one, and they played two songs while we clapped away, again to get us into the mood. If you attend, bring a sweater, because the studio is a little chilly, and be prepared to clap till your hands hurt! Dave next came out and spoke to us and joked around for a few minutes. He took the time to ask a question from someone in the audience. The question asked was: What is your childs favorite story book? She was a teacher from Florida, and he answered her, but during the course of the show, kept coming back to the question, which impressed me with Dave's unscripted skills.

The show we attended will air tonight Wednesday March 22nd 2006. Guests included funny guy David Spade and writter Sarah Vowell (I have her book: Take the Cannoli) along with musical guests Teddy Geiger. David was funny, and had great stories. Sarah (who also does the voice of Violet in The Incredibles) was better, since she talked about an event that we were just at the night before. Better watch if you want to find out what it is. The band was so-so. Good, tight, but uninspiring.

Before we knew it, the show was over and we left, satisfied, and best of all...it was free. The only thing I wonder about is why did they leave time for commercials since it was pre-taped???

Next time you are in New York, drop on by between 10h30 and 12h30 (not sure which days) and try to get tickets. You won't regret it.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

St-Vicious Day

While some celebrate St-Valentines in February, others celebrate St-Vicious Day.

Now, I don't celebrate Valentines day, based on its origins, which can be researched here. What about St-Vicious Day though? What is it?

Celebrated February 2nd, on the death of legendary punk icon - Sid Vicious (John Simon Ritchie). Basically, some regard Sid as a Saint and gather to remember this tragic kid and his life, and death. Growing up with a punk influence, I always thought of Sid as the poster boy of the punk scene. Now, older and wiser (I hope), I have changed my mind.

Sid had no other talent other than causing a scene, which could be argued to be a talent in itself! Often during the Sex Pistols shows, his bass was either turned off, or the sound lowered. My view of Sid was influenced by the movie Sid & Nancy in which Gary Oldman brilliantly plays the part of Sid. The tragic story of love, heroin and its downfall, finally ending with Sid charged with the murder of his girlfriend Nancy Spungen, found stabbed in room 100 of the Chelsea Hotel. Sid died of a heroin overdose while on bail February 2nd, 1979. You might see little punk kids wearing a black band around their arm during this time of the year in remembrance of Sid.

I don't celebrate the life of Sid. Reading Rotten: No Irish-No Blacks-No Dogs by John Lydon gave me a different view of Sid, one I believe more than his larger than life legend. Sid was a follower. He was violent (the whole broken glass issue at the 100 Club Show). He was chosen for the band, not on talent, but because of his look. All this, I can accept. That's the spirit of punk. Just do it, may be coined by Nike, but the Punks are the ones that just did it. It is his downward drug addiction that I can't celebrate. Live fast, die young was my motto for a time, but I got smart, I got out. What I find tragic is kids following a hero that ultimately will lead them downward. Don't get me wrong, I love the Pistols for what they did to music, and even fashion for that matter. They built on the Ramones, and helped shape and influence great music today. But the cliche rock and roll lifestyle is not one to be followed or celebrated. Celebrate life, celebrate great music, great bands.

Life is short, and it would be a shame to lose some creative souls to addiction.

Rock on!

Stinky Pizza Lady


Scored some free movie tickets to the premiere of Inside Man, starring Denzel Washington, Clive Owen & Jodie Foster which is directed by Spike Lee.Of course I got there late, so all six of us, sat at odd locations, including the front row (which should come with a voucher for a free neck massage after the screening, to recover).


It's funny, but I haven't been to the movies in quite a while. First of all, no really awesome movies have come out that deserved my attention. Also the whole movie experience is not all it's cracked up to be. Apart from not sitting together, having to share a movie with complete strangers (some stranger than others) has lost most of its appeal. Take for instance the neighbor of my buddy, who decided to bring some stinky pizza to stuff her face during the movie. Why not bring your BBQ in and really treat yourself to a little fillet mignon. Well, considering popcorn hovers around $20 for a box that can be used after to hold everything in your small apartment (Ikea, because with the price of the popcorn, you can't afford anything else) when you move in July.

What is the option? Home theatre is the real threat here. For a little over $1,200 you can buy a really good projector such as the InFocus Screenplay 4805 (Read the reviews of this and many others here.). At the latest CompTia, I spoke to BenQ about the availability of their PE5120 and was told that a new version is coming soon that will surpass it, and the InFocus. Once you have picked your projector, you simply hook up your DVD player or computer to it and watch movies on your wall (A screen is recommended, but not mandatory). You get the best seat in the house, you can bring your own popcorn and you can have refreshments in sizes that are not designed for a herd of cattle. Since DVDs are around $30, or previously viewed at Blockbuster are from $5 - $16.99, it's cheaper to buy it than spend all that money to sit next to pizza lady.

We now get to the sensitive subject of finding movies on the net that are still in theatres. Whatever your view on this is, it just goes to show that there is a war between the big movie and music companies over content. Did you know it is illegal to backup a DVD you own? I have kids, and backing up their DVDs is crucial, since I want them to survive! I want to be able to watch a movie I bought on a number of devices, such as an iPod, my Palm, or my laptop. Even TV shows can easily be found on the net, or purchased on iTunes. For the few brave shows that have put their shows available as a download, their ratings for TV shot up!

The world is changing, and content is changing. Old school corporations have lost touch with their clients. We no longer buy CDs, we buy MP3s. I want to be able to choose which shows I want to have archived on a recorder and download them off the net and cancel my Satellite bill. I am willing to pay at least as much as my satellite bill for this.

All this to say that habits are changing. Sure I will go to a few more free premieres of movies and hope that I can sit with my wife, and not break my neck, but I prefer to watch content in the comfort of my own little theatre.

The revolution is starting! We want our content and we want it NOW!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Microsoft confirms rumors about Origami

A new portable media device that allows users to listen to music, play video games, browse the internet and jot hand-written notes is the initial vision of a product in development by Microsoft and its partners, the software giant confirmed.

Check out this site for more March 2nd!
http://www.origamiproject.com/

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Monday, January 30, 2006

What is more contagious than the 24 hour flu?

Yes...I got it. I never get sick, but when I do, I make it count. Being the positive guy that I am, I asked myself: How can I cope with the 24 hour flu?

The answer was simple: 24 Season 2

OK...I'm a little behind, having just finished watching Season One finally. I never got into it on TV, but bought Season One for $30 at HMV, so I watched it in sequence. That's the way to watch it! No waiting for a week! I found Season Two at Metro Video for $39.99, which is the cheapest out there.

24 hour flu=Full Season of 24

At least I was able to catch up a little. Now, I can't wait to get sick again...for Season 3!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Take a walk down memory game

Remember all those great games you played on your 486, or maybe Pentium I. Hours of fun, blown away by the now archaic graphics. Well...now you can walk down memory game...

Liberated games have found tons of games that their respective owners have converted to freeware. Games such as Civilization II, Descent II, Doom 2, GTA 2, Quake III, Tribes 2 and many more are available for download for free.

Take a look, download some legal games and have fun.

Let me know which are good.

Enjoy :)

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Book Worm Report

Here are a few books that I have found outstanding as of late.

The first is called Shantaram from Gregory David Roberts. I was hooked by page 4! A young Australian man enters Bombay with a false passport, having just escaped from a 20 year jail sentence. He befriends a local, Prabaker, who shows him the real India. There is Karla, a beautiful woman who can't love in return, whom adds the tension to the love story. He is named "Linbaba" by the locals and ends up in the slum, helping others with his small knowledge of medicine. The thing about this book, is that you know he is writing from real experiences. It is somewhat biographical, but more than that, you feel, smell, taste India in all its spendor, danger and reality of living with so many neighbors. I'm not quite half way through, but I can't put it down.


The second is The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffennegger.

This guy time travels (without control over when and where he goes) and meets his future wife when she is 6 years old. From the book cover…

“When Henry meets Clare, he is twenty-eight and she is twenty. He is a hip librarian; she is a beautiful art student. Henry has never met Clare before; Clare has known Henry since she was six…”

Intrigued yet?

The last one is 102 Minutes by Jim Dwyer and Kevin Flynn. It is a riveting minute-to-minute account of exactly what happened inside the World Trade Center buildings on 9/11. If nothing else, it shows shining examples true ordinary folks being extraordinary heroes, and the incompetence of the Police & Firemen in communications (although we will always honor their bravery).

I have bought all these book at the Quality Paperback Book Club for much less than Amazon. If you would like to sign up, let me know, as they will send me a few books for the referral.

Happy reading.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

The Sexiest Man in Rock n Roll

Yes, the legendary band The Pogues will be touring the USA in March for 8 dates. I have tickets for 1 of those (and Finny from the Mahones is supposed to put us on the guest list for the Friday show in NYC). Now I don't know how long since they last toured, but it promises to be a fun filled night with The Slackers and William Elliot Whitmore opening up.

We had the pleasure of seeing Terry Woods perform with the Mahones & the Peelers at Club One a while back. Terry being the one who wrote such classics as Streets of Sorrow & Young Ned of the Hill. What a great night and great memories.

Now back to our drunken lazy bastard Shane MacGowan. Given the title as the most Irish person ever, he only lived in Ireland until the age of six (Tied with the worst teeth in rock). If you ever have a chance to see "If I should fall from grace: The Shane MacGowan Story", you can see that this man is the poster boy for Alcoholism. The film document his fall from grace as the young punk who brought us pure Irish tunes, to the slurring, stumbling old man with even less teeth. You will find his bio here.

So come on down and have a few pints. Let's hope he can keep it together for a few good sets of the songs we came to love.

Cheers.

Friday, January 20, 2006

What would you do for a million dollars?

Well...A British Student Alex Tew had a brilliant idea. A web page with 1 million pixels sold adspace on his million pixel site for $1 per pixel to make some money to pay for college.

He did it! 1 Million dollars to fill his space. Don't try to replicate, this only worked because it was the first of its kind. Fame also brings drama. Just as this now rich web guru gets his last 1,000 pixels sold to accomplish his goal, what happens, but a Denial of Service Attack. See the article here. Now he is facing a lawsuit (gotta love the US justice system).

I say let the rich nerd keep it. What would you do with $1,000,000 dolloars?

I would:

-Buy everyone in Montreal a good 18 year old shot of Macallan, but that would probably not leave me with anything, so maybe just whomever is at the hotspot I was in.

-I would go to the dollar store and buy 1 million pieces of junk, just cuz I can.

-I would sue the alphabet to make the letter Z illegal. It's just too confusing. Is it Zee or Zed. Ah, forget it, it's now illegal.

-I would buy a vowel, and not share it.

-I would ask to be paid in looney's, just to piss off my bank.

What would you do???

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Can you Digg it?

I love tech news. I eat it up - although it is fattening (causes you to sit at your computer and buy tons of gadgets off eBay, then you have to make 'em work, instead of doing all that athletic activity my wife wants me to do...).

Kevin Rose & Alex Albrecht have a great web site called Digg.com. This is a user driven technology news website that lets other users vote on which stories they dig, thus putting them on the front page. Great way to get an overview of what's going down in NerdWorld.

For those of you that prefer a podcast, they also do Diggnation which is available at iTunes every week. It's about 45 minutes and two guys sit on their couch with laptops, drink a few brews and and discuss the most popular Digg stories of the week. It's quite funny, as these are guys you'd love to invite to any get toghether that involves beer...

Can you Digg it? Check it out.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Xmas = Reindeer urine?

So you hate Christmas...who doesn't! Those blasted songs, the overt commercialism, the obvious link to Pagan celebrations of the Sun gods...What is the link between Xmas and Magic Mushrooms (Fly Agaric - Amanita Muscaria).

A Shaman would remove the more potent toxins so that it was safe to eat and would go on a little "trip" with his reindeer guides, and hopefully return with knowledge of the otherworld, and not just a nasty hang-over. His "Ho Ho Ho" laugh was brought on by the euphoric laugh of the shrooms. Coming down the chimney (The door and chimney were the same) in his Yurt, reminds us of that jolly fat man.

Now where does the urine come into play? Reindeer were uncommonly fond of drinking human urine that contained muscimol (the potent stuff). Now the villagers were also quite fond of the yellow snow because the potency of the muscimol was not weakened and was actually safer. It is said (and I don't speak from experience) that the effects of the shroom can pass through 5 or 6 people and still give you a buzz. Most would just stick to reindeer pee and given the option, I would too. Reindeers would eat the funny mushroom and pee out the hallucinogenic part of the drug. This is probably where the expression "get pissed" came from! So the reindeer where not flying, they were just high!

What about Rudolph's red nose? Dipping into the liquor cabinet again? Rudolph's nose being red was probably due to a parasitic infection of his respiratory system (such as Linguatula Arctica, Cephenemyia Trompe, Dictoyvaulus, Elaphostrongylus Rangiferi are among the parasites that might have found a home in that famous snout). Rudolph was apparently also castrated (since he still had antlers during winter), but that is a long story...

So, Santa is a stoner, who drinks reindeer urine which makes him fly around with his reindeer guides. Maybe instead of receiving gifts, we can all do an intervention and get him rehab...

Don't eat yellow snow!