Saturday, September 23, 2006

Life is full of irony

Irony is all around us. Take Steve Irwin "The Crocodile Hunter", who gets killed by a sting-ray, yet countless times played around with dangerous animals.

Why is it that kids will not pay $0.99 for a full song on iTunes, but will gladly buy a 30 second low bitrate ring-tone for $2.50?

Why do we all complain when gas goes above the $1.00 mark, yet we gladly pay $1.50 for a liter of water!

Why do hot-dogs come in packages of 12, and hot-dog buns in packages of 10? Do you buy 2 bags of buns, and have 8 left over? Then you buy another package of hot-dogs, but need 4 extra buns. Oh the math gives me a headache.

How about when a pop-up comes up and tries to sell you a solution to help rid you of pop-ups?

Diamonds last forever, but so few marriages do!

Why do people who hate Math play Sudoku?

Why do they call them hemorrhoids and not Asteroids?


Why are they called Apartments if they are stuck together?

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